Having A Bad Day?

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 2, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    So you think you have problems? Read a few of these true experiences!

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    The average cost for rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

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    Feeling better yet? Still not there yet?

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    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

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    Maybe this will do it!

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    Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to the slaughter-house in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

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    If after this one you don't feel better then I give up!

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    An Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits.

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    Your day's not so bad, is it?

    Have a nice day ! ! !:D
     
  2. Eric

    Eric Guest

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    Most excellent! I'm now going to be a thief, I'm "Borrowing" this one. LOL!