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Here is another last punch at Corporate America...

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 26, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Here is another last punch at Corporate America...

    1. In the beginning was the Plan.

    2. And then came the Assumptions,

    3. And the Assumptions were without form.

    4. And the Plan was without Substance.

    5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

    6. And they spoke among themselves saying,
    "It is a crock of **** and it stinks."

    7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and
    said, "It is a pail of dung and we cannot live
    with the smell."

    8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying,
    "It is a container of organic waste and it is very
    strong such that none may abide by it."

    9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
    "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its
    strength."

    10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to
    one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth
    and it is very strong."

    11. And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying
    unto them, "It promotes growth and it is very powerful."

    12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying
    unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth
    and vigor of the company with very powerful effects."

    13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it
    was good.

    14. And the Plan became Policy.

    15. And this is how **** happens...

    Have a great weekend...looking forward to bringing you
    the jokes next week!