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Hillbilly Newelyweds

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, May 4, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted
    children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and
    conversations with friends and relatives proved no help,
    until a neighbor said they should go to town and ask the Big
    City Doctor. The doctor let them look at a child's book about
    where babies came from, but to no avail. He tried his own
    explanation but was met with blank stares. Exasperated, he
    took them to his private office, and showed them a porno
    movie. This was also useless. Angrily, he ordered the girl to
    strip, told the man to watch, and had sex with her on the
    couch.

    ''Now, do you understand?'' he asked.

    ''I just have one question. How many times a week do I have
    to bring her in for this?''
    :D