See officer, this guy is like a lead magnet. I fired at the ceiling, but accidently hit his head. And then I ACCIDENTLY double tapped, and here we are.Sorta like here in Texas Rave, Perry did us some more good (rare for him) he signed an amendment that specifically removes the need of a home/property owner from having to attempt flight from an intruder before fight. I can guarantdayemee you, you force your way in this house you're going to be suffering from a case of high speed lead poisioning right quick.
Police Officer: Why has this man got so many wounds Sir?
Me: Well Officer it was the weirdest thing the fool keep stepping in front of my pistol as I was trying to fire warning shots!
Police Officer: 8 times?!?
Me: Well I had to get a warning shot in, but I ran outta Bullets before he quite interferring with my aim Officer....