Honey, be brave

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jul 30, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, has spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. He escapes, and while on the run breaks into a house and ties up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

    He ties the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible, the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it! Be strong and I love you."

    She says, "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck...He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept theVaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, and I love you too."
     
    Last edited: Jul 30, 2002
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    OH MY GOD!!! HELP!! HELP!!
     

  3. Eric

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    SHEW! Now that was rough. Funny, but rough.