Hormonal Hostage - Guys Take Notes

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  1. Doglips

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    Hormonal Hostage - Guys Take Notes
    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a drivers license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    And my personal favorite.....

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!



    Money talks.
    Chocolate sings!
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. (For more black shoes to go with the other 35 pairs you have already!) :rolleyes: :D
     

  3. Man I need a bigger house just for closet space. I made a comment about my wife's closet being a fire hazard. She got a little hot at me.:D
     
  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Yeah same here, I printed the whole thing out and taped it to my wifes desk...gotta work 12 tonight and won't be home until 0600...maybe she'll forget by then? :eek: :D
     
  5. Doglips

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    I live with 1 wife 3 daughters (23, 12 and 11) I cant think of a day when I aint got somee female pissed off at me :)