Ok, all my symptoms have been pretty mild, barely an inconvenience, but I can't taste food at all. I miss the taste of food. Actually, not tasting food at all might be better. I can specifically taste salt, grease, and sweetness (though very dull). I ordered pepperoni pizza for the kids yesterday. I took about three bites because I was starving. The whole thing tasted like upper lip sweat and flat Diet Coke. It turns out that the texture of pepperoni is disgusting when it already tastes awful. Since that was a disaster I fixed myself a PB&J sandwich. It tasted like those little pots of paste we had when I was little.