How Bad is the Economy

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by ALR, Sep 4, 2010.

  1. ALR

    ALR ][][][% Forum Contributor

    The economy is so bad Al Gore had to give himself a massage.
    The economy is so bad Joan Rivers has to keep her same face for another year.
    ..........Paris Hilton had to sniff glue instead of Coke.
    ..........Illegals are sneaking into Mexico.
    .........The Periodic Tables have been replaced with Periodic Flow Charts.
    ........Monopoly games will have no money, no one can buy houses or land and the car playing piece has a family living in it.
    ........Choppers are out....Get to the Bus!
    .........Postal employees now carry Complaint Forms in their holsters.
    .........IHOP's 'Rooty Tootie Fresh and Fruity' has been changed to 'Rooty Tootie Dont Ask, Dont Tell".
    ........'Labor Day' has been changed to a 'Personal Day Without Pay'.
    .........The 'Survivors TV Show' is being shortened to one contestant and moved to Fridays.
    ..........The 'One Man Band' has been changed to the 'One Man Quartet'.
     
  2. 99dragon99

    99dragon99 G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    ... women quit buying batteries and started sleeping with their husbands again.
    ... I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
    ... I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!"
    ... Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"
    ... that I saw someone using the sun to get a tan!
    ... Obama met with three small businesses to discuss his Stimulus Plan: GM, Pfizer, and Citigroup.
    ... mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, "Finish your meal! Don't you know there are starving children in the US?"
    ... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
     
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  3. 99dragon99

    99dragon99 G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    ... the Lone Ranger sold his silver bullets on Ebay.