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How Beer Makes You Smarter

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    How Beer Makes You Smarter


    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:
    Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

    In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Man I must be a freaking rocket scientist by now! (Pocket rocket) :D
     

  3. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    Exactly! just ask me how smart I am while I'm drinking. I'll give you information that is absolutely meaningless to you because you are not smart enough to understand it.
     
  4. How do you think I got all of these posts.
     
  5. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    How do you think I GOT all these posts? Only remember half of them! :cheer: :drink:
     
  6. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    See, here's proof...I'm doing it right now.