How Dogs and Men are the Same

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    How Dogs and Men Are the Same

    1.Both take up too much space on the bed.
    2.Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
    3.Both are threatened by their own kind.
    4.Both mark their territory.
    5.The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
    6.Neither does any dishes.
    7.Both fart shamelessly.
    8.Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
    9.Both are suspicious of the postman.
    10.Neither understands what you see in cats.