How Dogs And Women Are Alike

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Sep 25, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE

    Both look stupid in hats.
    Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.
    Both tend to have "hip" problems.
    Neither understand football.
    Both look good in a fur coat.
    Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.
    Neither believe that silence is golden.
    Both constantly want back rubs.
    Neither can balance a checkbook.
    You can never tell what either of them is thinking.
    Both put too much value on kissing.
     
  2. Pumpkinheaver

    Pumpkinheaver G&G Evangelist

    I read this to the old lady, she wasn't amused.


    But I sure was!:D
     

  3. Doglips

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    Your braver than I am reading this to your wife....hope you got a comfee doghouse. :)