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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 4, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

    Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

    Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

    Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a budge and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"