Humor - The best medicine

Discussion in 'Political/Religious Topics' started by grizcty, Oct 31, 2016.

  1. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    I was told, that some folks are tired of political/adultish humor.
    So I started this new thread, for plain old fashioned humor.
    And a delicious way to start it off, is with bacon! yumyum.gif

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  2. Jaison

    Jaison G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    What's brown and sounds like a bell?


    Dung!
     

  3. Jaison

    Jaison G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    So, this baby seal walks into a club...
     
  4. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    Gotta love Canadians! flag-of-canada.gif

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  5. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    CNN reporter in NYC.

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  6. I had the police at my house today saying my dog had been reported chasing some guy on a bicycle.

    It couldn't have been my dog because he doesn't have a bicycle.
     
  7. Fellow I know sued an airline after his luggage went missing.

    He lost his case.
     
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  8. Same guy is always going on about how great it'd be to live in Switzerland. I asked him why, he said well the flag is a big plus.
     
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  9. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    This sounds like something my wife would do!:D

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  10. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

    The first one says

    "DAM" !
     
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  11. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

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  12. PaleHawkDown

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    A woman comes up to a Scotsman named Angus and says, "Is it true what they say about what a Scotsman wears beneath his kilt?"
    The Scotsman thinks for a minute and says, "Ah cannut speak fer all Scots, but there's a pair of wellies under mine."
    "A pair of them," exclaims the woman. I've never heard of someone having more than one."
    "What good would one do yer? If ya just had the one, yer other foot would get wet."
    The puzzled woman walked away.
    Angus's wife came out and said, "What was that about dear?"
    "Ahm not sure, but apparently the style for American men now is ta only wear one boot."
     
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  13. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers.

    "Hello!??
    My computer has Windows!!"
     
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  14. Jaison

    Jaison G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    A duck walks in to a pharmacy and asks for a tube of Chapstick.

    The cashier asks, "Will that be cash or charge?"

    The duck says, "Put it on my bill."
     
  15. Rocky7

    Rocky7 G&G Evangelist

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    A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.

    As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say: "Supersex!"

    She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

    He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
     
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  16. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

  17. Jaison

    Jaison G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    Two strings walk in to a bar.

    The bar owner shouts, "You two get out of here! We don't serve strings in this bar!"

    The strings leave but, right outside the door, one of them starts banging his head against the sidewalk and contorting himself in crazy ways.

    He walks back in to the bar and the bar owner angrily asks, "Hey! Aren't you one of them strings that just tried to come in here?"

    The twisted, banged up string says...

    "No, I'm a frayed knot."
     
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  18. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

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  19. Jaison

    Jaison G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    A farmer was counting his cows before feeding them. He counted 98, but when he rounded them up he had 100.
     
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  20. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

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    Are you digging these out of old Highlights Magazines in the Pediatrician's Office?

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