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Discussion in 'Political/Religious Topics' started by grizcty, Oct 31, 2016.
Straight to the point!
TRUE STORY: I once had a girl break up with me moments after I paid the check, at her favorite restaurant, which she knew I wasn't a fan of. She was afraid if she did it before, she might have to buy her own meal. She ordered the most expensive thing on the menu and added the soup and salad bar. Everything was normal, flirty and romantic up until it was time to leave.
TRUE STORY 2: This chick is pushing 40 and is still single - despite still being ludicrously hot. I wonder if she has figured out why yet?
Probably not !!!
As a fun side note she is one of the girls in this video. She was a cheerleader for the short-lived Steeldogs XFL team.
She likely figured out years ago that it's more fun to be single...especially when she's good at mooching a living at others expense.
WHAT? You mean to tell me that all those girls that dumped me after Valentine's Day, Christmas or their birthday didn't just happen to have a change of heart right after the holiday?
Lol...that's why you need to find a woman who's not concerned with material things in life.
I have to admit, that sign would pull me in if I was out tag-saling.
Serves you right, why cant you live in Australia
I knew a woman who could write her name in the snow. Her name was Dot.
Did this ever happen to you??
I don't think that "bird" is .357 proof...
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Actually, for $10 the can do that too!!
It looks like, a round is upside down in the left drum.
Senator Dianne Feinstein would ban hundred round capacity magazines for handguns
On March 1st of this year, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) posted a Tweet stating "No one needs a hundred rounds for their handgun. Ban high capacity magazines. Reasonable gun reform NOW!"
Note: This image is NOT Photoshopped!
This 9mm Glock 100 round magazine has not even gotten an official patent, but it is available for sale online for $450.00. Ironically, the size and *ahem* shape of the magazine would make this gun extremely difficult to wield, rendering it much less dangerous than small-magazine alternatives. Furthermore, handgun magazines are easy to unload and replace, so banning high-capacity magazines would likely only make a small impact.
In response to Senator Feinstein's demand for banning 100 round magazines the NRA (National Rifle Association) has sent the Democrat Senator from California a traditional 6 round revolver. No instructions were included in that the NRA recognized the Senator's expertise on handguns!
And after using it, they throw it in their purse?
never to be seen again.