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Discussion in 'Political/Religious Topics' started by grizcty, Oct 31, 2016.

  1. savage12755a

    savage12755a G&G Evangelist

    Dang! And the department of fish and game spent several hundred thousand dollars trying to figure out why that happened. And here you go spoiling their surprise announcement.
     
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  2. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    Geese in flight are called a wedge, or skein.
    When you see a wedge with one side longer than the other.
    There is a simple answer for this dilemma.
    The ganders (males), actually know how to follow directions... :D
     
  3. Yeah right, Griz...tell us another one...lol
     
  4. Rocky7

    Rocky7 G&G Evangelist

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    I'm afraid I'm with ncnascarlady on that one. Ganders don't read directions.
     
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  5. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

  6. Let's all pray she doesn't breed!
     
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  7. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    Scenes from the next Walking Dead show...

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  8. PaleHawkDown

    PaleHawkDown G&G Evangelist

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    Surely there's a way to either tame a coyote or breed it with a dog the way we do with wolves and mixed-wolves.
    Part of me would really love to have a tamed Coydog.
     
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  9. PaleHawkDown

    PaleHawkDown G&G Evangelist

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    Is it wrong of me to think Bill is the better of the two?
     
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  10. goat roper

    goat roper G&G Evangelist

    That's kinda like questioning whether dog poop is better than cat poop, or not.
    Verne
     
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  11. PaleHawkDown

    PaleHawkDown G&G Evangelist

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    Dog poop helps your grass grow. Cat poop kills your hedges.
    That pretty much sums up Bill and Hillary too. Both are crap, but at least one could be somewhat useful.
     
  12. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    Picture time!

    Say acorn Mr. Squirrel.

    Say birdseed little bird.


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  13. SUBMOA

    SUBMOA G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    This is taken from a prank the woman played on her husband. There is a hilarious banter back and forth between the woman who plays coy and naive sending pictures and text to him at work. There are more photos of at one point it appears that her young son is on a couch and the coyote is near him looking kind of pissed. All photos were photo shopped. The husband is freaking out and loosing it . When she finally let's him off the hook, he says something like I freaking hate you! :p
     
  14. austinjoe13

    austinjoe13 G&G Evangelist

    Say potatoes and gravy, Mr. Squirrel.

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  15. Moroco Mole

    Moroco Mole G&G Enthusiast

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    SQUIRREL!!!!! Is it September yet?????
    You know what happens to squirrel,in ohio, in September???? Meee:D
     
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  16. gandog56

    gandog56 G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    I know me and my roommate in Virginia shot many a grey squirrel.
     
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  17. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    My Microbiology professor would have really appreciated that one!!
     
  18. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

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    Unless you are using a slingshot.
    If you shoot that squirrel from that position. You will be eating far more taters and gravy, than squirrel. :rolleyes: