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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 29, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check up and the doctor was amazed
    at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute
    your good health?"

    The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm
    up well before daylight and out chasing turkeys up and down the mountains."

    The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there has got to be more to it. How
    old was your dad when he died?"

    The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"

    The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old
    is he?"

    The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and in fact he hunted turkey with me this
    morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a turkey hunter."

    The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your
    dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

    The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

    The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living!
    'How old is he?"

    The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old."

    The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went turkey hunting
    with you this morning too?"

    The old timer said, "No.. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got married."

    The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a 118-year-old guy want
    to get married?"

    The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
    :nod:
     
  2. Man that's something to look forward to.
     

  3. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    I hope I'm still a hunting nut when I'm that age!