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(Recycled but still funny)

A man and his friend were bow hunting deer in rural Kentucky near a black top highway. A huge buck walks by and the hunter carefully draws to full draw and take careful aim. Before he can release his arrow, his friend alerts him to a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand. The hunter slowly lets off the pressure on his bow, takes off his hat, bows his head and closes his eyes in prayer.

His friend remarks, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known. The hunter shrugs... .."Yeah, well we were married for 35 years." :D

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A guy's standing over his golf ball waggling his club, studying, looking over the shot, and finally his friend asks, "you gonna stand there all day, or you gonna hit the ball?"

the guy points up to the club house and answers, "my wife's up there on the veranda watching, and I want this to be a perfect shot."

His friend looks and says, "don't be ridiculous. You'll never hit her from here..."
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