I Am Woman Hear Me Roar I AM WOMAN -- HEAR ME ROAR! If you don't open my door. I CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO! But I don't have to. I AM NOT YOUR HOOKER! But you're still gonna pay. SEX IS A SPECIAL THING! And a **** good weapon. MY BODY BELONGS TO ME! Until I get a dinner and a movie. I DON'T SLEEP AROUND! Until I do a credit check. I CAN FIGHT IN COMBAT! But I can't kill a spider. I NEVER TELL A LIE! But I will fake an orgasm. I'M THE REAL MCCOY! Except for my boobs and my face. I'M VERY PROUD OF MY AGE! Which is none of your god ****ed business.