I Am Woman Hear Me Roar

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 10, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    I Am Woman Hear Me Roar

    I AM WOMAN -- HEAR ME ROAR!
    If you don't open my door.

    I CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO!
    But I don't have to.

    I AM NOT YOUR HOOKER!
    But you're still gonna pay.

    SEX IS A SPECIAL THING!
    And a **** good weapon.

    MY BODY BELONGS TO ME!
    Until I get a dinner and a movie.

    I DON'T SLEEP AROUND!
    Until I do a credit check.

    I CAN FIGHT IN COMBAT!
    But I can't kill a spider.

    I NEVER TELL A LIE!
    But I will fake an orgasm.

    I'M THE REAL MCCOY!
    Except for my boobs and my face.

    I'M VERY PROUD OF MY AGE!
    Which is none of your god ****ed business.
     
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Aren't those the truth.:nod: :D