I have a bathroom gun on my mind.

Every one of them!

 

Like this one?

 

I never realized the booms emitted from bath rooms were from guns.

 

I like it stickman. Somebody thinks they got the jump on ya when takin a dump! Imagine the look of surprise when he gets smoked!

 

Actually I plagiarized the picture, someone posted it in the humor section a while back.

 

I keep my house gun in a zipper pouch and it just migrates with me around the house.
The carry gun stays in my room and the Goober Blaster™ stays in its hidey-hole.

 

As I've said before, I've got one helluva do it all throne !

Be awful if I got jumped there while throning.

So's I've got something nearby always which can be useful !

 

Yeah in case you gotta shoot the "S".But the two legged variety.

 

Ziplock in the toilet tank

A buddy of mine kept a Jennings in his toilet just because for a while.

 

I have my carry-gun with me at all times so it’s there with me.

Anyone entering there while I’m doing my business will be overcome by toxic fumes before they can cause any trouble anyways!!

 

I used to have a bedroom gun, a couch gun, and a kitchen gun.

Now I have two kids so all I’ve got is a nightstand-safe gun.

 

It seems Paranoia has hit a new level. You should see a Fecesologist?

 

Ya know, I think it'll be kind of comical if someone were to break in with ill intent around these parts. As he got to chat with St. Peter....

"I dunno......all I can remember is this buck azz naked old fat guy with a rifle who seemed mad and scared. And then I wound up here....."

 

I commonly have a handgun in my bathroom. It’s normally what I’m carrying that day. Already have 3 or so in the bedroom so don’t drag the EDC in there. I don’t like to leave it sitting on the kitchen table or sofa, so normally goes in bathroom.

Depending on ventilation and such, may get a bit more humid in there. Something to consider.
Looks like others have thought this through as well.
https://www.prepper-resources.com/diy-15-shower-gun-box/

 

You beat me to it!

I was going to suggest a waterproof/humidity proof container, due to it being in the bathroom.

 

Don't get SQUAT in .380!

Reason being the ammo for them is verging on stupid level prices.
PPU range ammo is at $39.95 at a store in Milton, FL.

And that's if you can even find it...Academy hasn't had it,
or at least it's not been on the shelf by 11am for weeks.
Most other gun/ammo stores haven't seen it around here
since the RUSH started.

So unless you are reloading it, and have a couple thousand
large pistol primers on hand...fuggitabout .380!

 

I'm kinda plain. I keep one by the front door and a couple by the bed, and a couple we carry.

I am fortunate to have a very well dome cerakoted Ruger P90, which except for the ejector is all stainless or aluminum anyway. Nearly impervious to corrosion. Been through the dishwasher several times BEFORE the cerakote. Would make a perfect shower gun except for the size.