I tell 'em 'cause I can, lol

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Dale, Jul 7, 2002.

  1. A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and
    sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading
    straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.
    Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?"
    She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac Convention
    in Chicago."

    He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting next
    to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his
    composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business at this convention?"

    "Lecturer", she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular
    myths about sexuality."

    "Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"

    "Well," she explains, "One popular myth is that African American men are the most
    well endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to
    possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,
    when actually it is the men of Jewish decent. However, we have found that the best
    potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."

    Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm
    sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know
    your name."

    "Tonto," the man says, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."