Ideas on how to solve a few of our problems.

Discussion in 'Political/Religious Topics' started by paynetrain, Aug 20, 2010.

  1. Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . .
    Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.

    * Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
    * Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
    * Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.



    Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?


    Think about this:
    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments


    COWS:
    is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
    THE CONSTITUTION:
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
    THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.

    Advice from Larry, the farmer next door.
     
  2. Rave

    Rave G&G Evangelist

    Larry for president!
    I partularily like the moat,NO land fill,and getting the excess gators out of Florida,darn good thinking!
     
    Last edited: Aug 21, 2010

  3. stinkybriches

    stinkybriches G&G Enthusiast

    ok work with this
    wild pigs taking over the country
    the earthquack in haiti
    our failing infrastructur

    or these
    black bears overrunning newjersey
    rampant disregaurd off the puplic oppinion in washington
    the cost of gas
     
  4. petrol

    petrol G&G Enthusiast


    Black bears _ if there are too many (personal view they are amazing animals and there can't be too many) Issue more hunting licenses or tags or whatever the correct term is and encourage people like me to get out of the city and hunt.

    Washington - issue tags and encourage people like me to hunt

    gas. instead of paying farmers to produce corn for HFCS encouage them to grow corn soy and hemp to produce biodiesel then convince the Germans to open a BMW plant in detroit so we can have some of those super sweet diesel cars they have in europe.
     
  5. Find new planet to live on. Leave liberails, gays and other crazie's on this one.
     
  6. killsnapz

    killsnapz G&G Evangelist

    Take the over population of bears in New jersey and move them into the state park into Arizona that the drug mules have taken over. Solves two problens bears need to eat and we need to kill drug mules. Souns like a win win to me right?

    Michael