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If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth over

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jul 4, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth over
    again in 2000, He would be wanted by...

    the FDA and the BATF for turning water into wine without a license,

    the EPA for killing fig trees,

    the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,

    the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves,
    for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,

    the NEA for teaching without a certificate,

    the OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and
    for flying without an airplane,

    the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,

    the NATIONAL BOARD of PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice
    on how to live a guilt-free life,

    the NOW for not choosing a woman apostle,

    the ABORTION RIGHTS LEAGUE for saying that whoever
    harms children, it is better that they had never been born,

    the INTER-FAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other
    religions,

    and by the ZONING DEPT for building mansions without a
    permit.
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    How right you are Doglips, plus the Dems would run a smear campaign against him.
     

  3. He wouldn't have any problem with the above.
     
  4. Artillius6918

    Artillius6918 G&G Newbie

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    The trash we hear is truly sad! Jesus would be saddened to see what sinners we have become as a society. And the level of perversion that is tolerated by law!
     
  5. We will be judged as a nation. We will pay a heavy price for our immorality. Thanks Artillius you don't know how right you are. You know this is my personal opinion, but why did God let 9-11 happen. Was it God or was it the fact that as a nation we have turned our face away from the Lord.
     
    Last edited: Jul 10, 2002