I'm Not Staying Here

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. Doglips

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    I'm Not Staying Here

    A woman dies and goes to heaven. She is horrified to see another woman screaming in pain as St. Peter drills holes into her shoulders to fasten the wings. Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head to fasten the halo.

    "Screw You!" she tells St. Peter. "I'll go to the other place."

    "You don't want to go there," he replies. "They'll rape and sodomize you down there."

    "I don't care" she answers. "At least I already have the holes for that!"
     
  2. NRAJOE

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