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Intellegence Test

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by JWB, Mar 26, 2002.

  1. JWB

    JWB Member

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    Testing Testing!

    TRY THIS!

    TEST!!
    A "simple" Intelligent Test--(need I say more???)
    Read the question, then try to answer--then check your answer by
    scrolling
    down!!
    Also, read these questions to someone and check their answer.
    WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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    ANSWER: BREAD....
    IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND YOURSELF A
    SHOE BOX
    AS
    YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....
    IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2 ......
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    (Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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    ANSWER: "WATER"
    IF YOU SAID "MILK", THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE
    NEXT
    QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER TAXED, YOU
    NEED A
    HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
    IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3 ......
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    (Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE
    OUT OF
    BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK
    HOUSE IS
    MADE
    OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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    ANSWER: "G LASS"
    IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE
    READING
    THESE
    QUESTIONS!!!!
    IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4 .
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    (Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD
    COUNTRY
    GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT THE
    LAST
    REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING
    PROCEDURE, BUT
    UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES
    SMACK
    BANG
    IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND
    WEST
    GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD YOU
    BURY
    THE
    SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"?
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    ANSWER: YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"
    IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE
    NEVER
    FLY,
    YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
    IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5 .....
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    (Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY
    MINUTE
    THEN
    HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
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    ANSWER: "1 DEGREE"
    IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE ANSWER, MAY
    I
    CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH
    YOURSELF, DO
    YOU
    THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
    IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION .
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    (Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR**
    YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES) IN
    LONDON 17
    PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET
    ON, IN
    SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE
    GET OFF,
    16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON,
    IN
    CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS
    INTO
    MILFORD HAVE BUS DEPOT.....
    WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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    ANSWER:"YOUR NAME". READ THE FIRST LINE..

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  2. Err.....the one about the clock is wrong.
    1/2 Deg per min. 30 Deg per hr.

    Cheers.

    P.S. I know it works in the example, but you still gotta use the right numbers.
     

  3. JWB

    JWB Member

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    lol! It's a ""hypothetical"" situation, the term clock is used merly to throw you off into thinking those actual numbers; and it aparantly worked ;)

    Either that or your to smart for the joke I dont know
     
  4. Klaus

    Klaus G&G Newbie

    Well, he never said that the clock had 12 hours on the face. Using his numbers, he gave the correct answer, since 60x 1/60=1.
     
  5. squirrelsniper

    squirrelsniper G&G Newbie

    The one that threw me off was.......

    #2, I was thinking as I started it " now I've heard this before, be sure and don't say milk." Well, guess what, I said milk. :rolleyes: I did get all the others right though, I just can't believe I fell for #2. Oh well, I never claimed to be intelligent, but a 5-year-old could have gotten that one.:D
     
  6. Ohhh.....a wise guy eh ?
    Heh heh.....looks like the joke's on me then. I KNEW I should have kept my trap shut. At least I don't feel as stooged as the hundred grand winner. (gonna throw out all my analogue clocks now )

    Cheers, big beers and watch out for the queers.

    P.S. I'm not normally that dumb. lol