Its Always the Kids !!

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by SwedeSteve, Oct 4, 2010.

  1. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    When my wife was pregnant with our second child she was growing by the day. My daughter came into our bathroom to see my wife about to step into the shower. "You're getting fat Mommy" she stated. My wife replied, "Remember Honey, Mommy has a new baby growing inside". Without skipping a beat, my daughter says "I know Mommy, but what is growing in you butt" ?
     
  2. 338RUM

    338RUM G&G Evangelist

    If I said that to my wife I would immediately be slapped out of the room! Kids can get away with a lot of stuff!
     

  3. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

  4. Palladin8

    Palladin8 G&G Evangelist

    hahahaha I don't dare say that to my pregnant wife right now.
     
  5. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    You don't need to if you have a child handy !!
     
  6. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    How much of a "bribe", did it cost you.
    To have your daughter, ask that question?? LOL :kidding:
     
  7. Bigfoot

    Bigfoot G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

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    Thats funny. How would a guy keep a straight face????? hahahahaah!
     
  8. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    Just some jelly beans, lol !!
     
  9. ooooooh! that situation would STILL be twisted around to be the Man's fault! LOL
     
  10. SuckLead

    SuckLead G&G Newbie

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    ... and then she grew large fangs, her hair turned into snakes, and she ate the daughter.