It's Half the Price !

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Mooseman684, May 22, 2008.

  1. Mooseman684

    Mooseman684 G&G Newbie

    A Husband and wife are shopping in Safeway when the man picks up a
    > dozen Bud Lite and sticks it into the cart. "What do you think
    > you're doing?" asks the wife.
    > "They're on special -- only $10 for 12 cans," he says.
    > "Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry
    > on shopping.
    > A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and
    > sticks it into the cart.
    > "What do you think you're doing?" asks the man,
    > "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
    > The man replies, "So does 12 cans of Bud Lite, AND IT'S HALF THE
    > PRICE!"

  2. Beer!!! helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
  3. mosquitofish

    mosquitofish Guest

    :09:R R R R , ugly is to the bone!!
  4. .
    Maybe before that! LOL
  5. Windwalker

    Windwalker G&G Newbie

    Well, Hillary comes to mind but I don't think anyone could drink that much
  6. squirrelblaster

    squirrelblaster G&G Enthusiast Forum Contributor

  7. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

  8. LMAO :lmao: so true so true
  9. Sooner Shooter

    Sooner Shooter G&G Newbie Forum Contributor

    Love that "beer goggles" song. Beer makes people dance better too, right?
  10. just_a_car

    just_a_car G&G Newbie

    Hillary's a "hard alcohol" gal. *twitch*
  11. TXplt

    TXplt Gun Toting Boeing Driver Forum Contributor

    ^^I've drank 'em pretty
    I've drank 'em slim
    Drinking her pretty
    Takes more booze than I could take in.
  12. just_a_car

    just_a_car G&G Newbie

    I'll drink to that! :09:
  13. toolman

    toolman Resident Sasquatch Forum Contributor

    Can you say, Mescal? Can you say Mescal in large quantities?...:D
  14. Can u say Mescal = Paint Stripper
  15. Mixed with rusty radiator water...
  16. captsquirrel

    captsquirrel G&G Enthusiast

    Well said. :beerchug:
  17. rl356

    rl356 G&G Addict

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
  18. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor