A Husband and wife are shopping in Safeway when the man picks up a > dozen Bud Lite and sticks it into the cart. "What do you think > you're doing?" asks the wife. > > "They're on special -- only $10 for 12 cans," he says. > "Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry > on shopping. > > A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and > sticks it into the cart. > "What do you think you're doing?" asks the man, > > "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says. > > The man replies, "So does 12 cans of Bud Lite, AND IT'S HALF THE > PRICE!"