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Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by mouser868, Jul 15, 2020.
Oy! Not what I imagined my future wife looking like! LOL
Better watch out! Married life can add a few pounds!
At least you have friends.
sorry but i shoot those critters when i see them in the yard. they raise caine with my cats and i dont like feeding them also. neighbor turned on his deck light a while back and their were twelve coons on his deck all trying to get the lid off the garbage can that held his cat food. 12 is 12 too many. also skunks are not welcome, one lived under my deck a while ago for a week and then he moved on. i like the weasels as they kill mice. however my cats think they are mice and kill them. saw a huge snake go down a hole the other day, i stopped up the hole entrance with a rock. if their is no other entrance he will stay their along with his buddies.
When you do get married, I have the perfect wedding jewelry for you Jais! Waaahahahahah! That's my Evil Laugh!
Maybe this in your future Jaison...
I have four of those Coon cuffs and are better made from a company in W.V. I show them to people and most don't know what they are. Don't forget to put a marshmallow in them.
Oh! Ok, ok. Whew! That's for the raccoon's hand.
Yah, that makes more sense...
Gotta say, I'm liking the way you brethren think.
Jaison doing his Nixon impersonation.
Ordering ice cold ale at the local pub.
^^^and that's just for him! 4 of them!
Are you really, REALLY, sure about that?
that thing ought to made illegal.some gal is going to use it on a drunk cheating husband. back in the 70/s where i lived at that time a wife used super glue on a drunk cheating husband. they moved after that because every where they went he was laughed at. dont go to ER if superglued. they are not supposed to talk but in this case they did.
You should really switch to root beer.
... a cold root beer sounds pretty good, right now. Along with a couple cheesy dogs with chili, mustard and onion.
Jaison My root beer I make is in a keg and also a few cases bottles. It is like 7% I have made it all my life. Learned from making it with dad as a kid.