Jesus is watching you."

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by billy, Aug 21, 2010.

  1. billy

    billy G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
    flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he
    picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange,
    disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
    flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more
    after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a
    vacation after the next big score, then clicked the
    light on and began searching for more valuables.
    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
    disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
    Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically,
    looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
    corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
    "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
    "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
    "Moses," replied the bird.
    "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people
    would name a bird Moses."
    "The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus." he replied.​
  2. waterdog

    waterdog G&G Enthusiast


  3. I've always liked this joke. I heard it back in the 80's while on a loading rack at a oil refinery. LOL
    The dog was a Dobermen when I heard it. The last words of the joke was the Parot saying "Sick him Jesus" LOL
  4. sell33

    sell33 G&G Enthusiast

    haha thats a good one. new to me lol
  5. mike63

    mike63 G&G Addict

    HeHeHe Gotta love that one.