Just How Sleazy Are You? Take the TEST

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Sep 3, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    Just How Sleazy Are You? Take the TEST
    SLEAZE TEST

    I think that most of you will be going to hell!

    NOTE: Before taking this test, make sure you have a pen and paper handy to keep score.

    ENJOY!!!

    (1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point

    (2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? 2 points

    (3) Ever tried alcohol? 1 point

    (4) Ever been drunk? 2 points

    (5) Ever play drinking games? 2 points

    (6) Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points

    (7) Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point

    (8) Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points

    (9) Ever been forceably removed from a bar? 8 points

    (10) Ever participated in/finished a pub brawl? 5 points

    (11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points)

    (12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points

    (13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried

    (14) Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points bonus: at least 4 times a week 4 points

    (15) Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points

    (16) Ever sell drugs? 8 points

    (17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points

    (18) Ever used barbituates? 8 points

    (19) Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points

    (20) Ever used narcotics? 10 points

    (21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points

    (22) Ever been on a date? 2 points

    (23) Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points

    (24) Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points

    (25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points

    (26) Ever paid for sex? 8 points

    (27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points

    (28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8 points

    (29) Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points

    (30) Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points

    (31) Ever engage in the 69 position?4 points

    (32) Ever contract an STD? 12 points

    (33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points

    (34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points

    (35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points

    (36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points

    (37) Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points

    (38) Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points

    (39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points

    (40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 6 points

    (41) Ever used sex toys? 6 points

    (42) Ever pass out during sex? 5 points

    (43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points

    (44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points

    (45) Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points

    (46) Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball? 1 point toes - 2 points ears - 1 point

    (47) Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points

    (48) Ever make soemone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points

    (49) Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points

    (50) Ever been arrested? 8 pointsbonus: if convicted7 points

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    SCORING:

    0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.

    21-40 You barely make our scale.

    41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.

    61-100 Normal,you use your right hand like everyone else.

    101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.

    131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.

    161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?

    200+ You're going straight to hell.
     
  2. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    135 Good God, I was getting scarred for a minute as the number kept going up!!!!
     

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    68...I'm sure this can't be accurate. (ha)
     
  4. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    Dang Oxford, I might have kept that to myself LOL! I was gettng scarred that maybe I was a danger to society when my score kept going up. I was able to skip over all the drug questions though thank goodness! Oh and the homosexuality question.....
     
  5. BattleRifleG3

    BattleRifleG3 G&G Evangelist

    Life in the church is too corrupt for me... I like it. So true too.
     
  6. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    I believe in letting sleeping dogs lie.

    oneastrix:

    Well...the truth is that my wife was peeking over my shoulder and she didn't need to know about my sleezy past. I believe in letting sleeping dogs lie. (just kidding) Might have gotten another hundred or so points if she hadn't been there. Oh well...she'll never know.
    Oxford:D :nod:
     
  7. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Only 78? I gotta start having more fun. ;)
     
  8. Stewart

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    I was getting a little concerned myself, 119.
     
  9. I guess I'm the only pervert out here with a high score. It says I'm enjoying life to the max. Jeez, do you guys ever get out of the house???
     
  10. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

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    I only had 46. Quick, send your wives and daughters over!
     
  11. Indy

    Indy G&G Newbie

    My god, more than half was in Olongopo.
    Indy
     
  12. colt45

    colt45 Guest

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    How long is a day pass good for? ( I think I'm long since overdue)
    going overseas really shot this to, ---- Well, where I'd heading if I got one more point.
     
  13. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    Hey rttlesnake.....You're not the only one out there!
     
  14. 93, oh well I guess I'll have to try harder (no pun intended).:eek:
     
  15. Calvin

    Calvin G&G Evangelist

    90-better than I thought....:)
     
  16. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    Guess I can blame my score on the Milatary and my years of being a "Liberial" social worker...184
     
  17. I finally get a high score on a test and if the score were any higher, I'd be a danger to society. Does this mean I pass or fail the test? Glad to know I'm not the only one with a high score.
     
  18. Mick

    Mick G&G Addict

    I got 146, I was thinking, when will the questions end, you know to much about me.