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Just How Sleazy Are You? Take the TEST
SLEAZE TEST

I think that most of you will be going to hell!

NOTE: Before taking this test, make sure you have a pen and paper handy to keep score.

ENJOY!!!

(1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point

(2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? 2 points

(3) Ever tried alcohol? 1 point

(4) Ever been drunk? 2 points

(5) Ever play drinking games? 2 points

(6) Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points

(7) Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point

(8) Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points

(9) Ever been forceably removed from a bar? 8 points

(10) Ever participated in/finished a pub brawl? 5 points

(11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points)

(12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points

(13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried

(14) Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points bonus: at least 4 times a week 4 points

(15) Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points

(16) Ever sell drugs? 8 points

(17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points

(18) Ever used barbituates? 8 points

(19) Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points

(20) Ever used narcotics? 10 points

(21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points

(22) Ever been on a date? 2 points

(23) Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points

(24) Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points

(25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points

(26) Ever paid for sex? 8 points

(27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points

(28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8 points

(29) Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points

(30) Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points

(31) Ever engage in the 69 position?4 points

(32) Ever contract an STD? 12 points

(33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points

(34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points

(35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points

(36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points

(37) Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points

(38) Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points

(39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points

(40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 6 points

(41) Ever used sex toys? 6 points

(42) Ever pass out during sex? 5 points

(43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points

(44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points

(45) Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points

(46) Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball? 1 point toes - 2 points ears - 1 point

(47) Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points

(48) Ever make soemone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points

(49) Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points

(50) Ever been arrested? 8 pointsbonus: if convicted7 points

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SCORING:

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.

21-40 You barely make our scale.

41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.

61-100 Normal,you use your right hand like everyone else.

101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.

131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?

200+ You're going straight to hell.
 

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135 Good God, I was getting scarred for a minute as the number kept going up!!!!
 

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Dang Oxford, I might have kept that to myself LOL! I was gettng scarred that maybe I was a danger to society when my score kept going up. I was able to skip over all the drug questions though thank goodness! Oh and the homosexuality question.....
 

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I believe in letting sleeping dogs lie.

oneastrix:

Well...the truth is that my wife was peeking over my shoulder and she didn't need to know about my sleezy past. I believe in letting sleeping dogs lie. (just kidding) Might have gotten another hundred or so points if she hadn't been there. Oh well...she'll never know.
Oxford:D :nod:
 

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Only 78? I gotta start having more fun. ;)
 

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I guess I'm the only pervert out here with a high score. It says I'm enjoying life to the max. Jeez, do you guys ever get out of the house???
 

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How long is a day pass good for? ( I think I'm long since overdue)
going overseas really shot this to, ---- Well, where I'd heading if I got one more point.
 

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Hey rttlesnake.....You're not the only one out there!
 

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93, oh well I guess I'll have to try harder (no pun intended).:eek:
 

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90-better than I thought....:)
 

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Guess I can blame my score on the Milatary and my years of being a "Liberial" social worker...184
 

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I finally get a high score on a test and if the score were any higher, I'd be a danger to society. Does this mean I pass or fail the test? Glad to know I'm not the only one with a high score.
 

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I got 146, I was thinking, when will the questions end, you know to much about me.
 
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