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Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Ten Man, Aug 12, 2017.
Just for you, Spooker.
I am thinking that if the old Missouri Mule still is sick.
Even after all the beautiful pictures that have been posted.
Just maybe, these four beautiful ladies will cheer him up!
That is a slap in the face of my kind......YOU RACIST TRASH PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oooooooh Griz! You knoooooooow what I liiiiiiiike!
Time for a commercial break.....
Dang, they never show those ads here......
Oh great. Now mushrooms are turning me on.
How many stars do you suppose there are?
^^^^If you need a counter, I'll volunteer.
I had a friend with whom I grew up, named Lisa. Lisa hit puberty hard and early around Christmas break in 4th grade, and by 6th grade she was built like a Playboy bunny who had spent a fortune on augmentation.
By our Freshman year of high school she was scheduled to get a reduction surgery to take her DOWN to a DD because she had shot through F and was working her way to GG. Her genes had gone wacky and her breasts wouldn't stop growing.
She got the surgery. A couple of years passed and they started growing again, but much slower. Eventually she started having a lot of pain and finally went to the doctor. This time rather than healthy tissue, they found two massive tumors. Worse, the cancer had spread to her lymph nodes and her spine.
She spent our Junior year in a hospital and she died of cancer just before her 18th birthday.
I wonder if your friend had some sort of similar, but slower-brewing, issue.
Don't growl at me gentlemen, this one's for the ladies of the forum.
Eve’s Side of the Story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.
'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
'Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?'
'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'
God though for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see...where did I put that useless boob?'
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
Who else knows what they want for Christmas?
I think the Democrat men were made from a different female part, lower on the anatomy.
Unless you are a Minnesota Senator.......