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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Armorer, Jul 23, 2002.

  1. Armorer

    Armorer Guest

    Something I noticed the other day.

    You guys will brag and post pics on dogs, trucks, firearms, and kids.

    How come not one of you sez anything about the better half?

    She lets me get all the toys I want, and likes to play with them too!

    The best thing in my world :)

    How about you?
     
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  2. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Dont have a digital pic of wifee poo...but since she does occasionaly let my gun bearer gurka bring me $$ for toys Im pretty happy.
     

  3. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Yep gotta good woman fer sure, good cook, best bud, gotta good job so's I can spend my money on toys...love her lots!:loveydove
     
  4. Rave

    Rave G&G Evangelist

    I have noticed that too,perhaps like most firefighters and police they have suffered bad divorces and are feeling justifiably bitter.:fuss: :confused:
     
  5. BenP

    BenP G&G Newbie

    "Don't ever marry an ugly woman. It'll just take the life right outta ya."

    Red on Roadhouse
     
  6. SPOCAHP ANAR

    SPOCAHP ANAR G&G Enthusiast

    wrong Ben

    "If ya want to be happy for the rest of your life, pick an ugly woman to be your wife!"
     
  7. BenP

    BenP G&G Newbie

    I know that, I dated models in Seattle (who couldn't keep their hands out of my pockets) before I got smart and headed out to smallville and got me a buffalo gal. Just thought the quote was kinda funny considering the context.
     
  8. Klaus

    Klaus G&G Newbie

    Was your wife POed about the SKSs before or after she read the ugly woman comment?
     
  9. I am a lucky man--good wife, good cook, almost a great shot. Yes honey as long as you are looking over my shoulder. Armorer -- you have a lovely better half. Best wishes to you, but the Shultz head gear has to go.:D :D
     
    Last edited: Jul 23, 2002
  10. jerry

    jerry Since 2002 Forum Contributor

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    got a great wife! don't own a digi cam. My daughters middle name is Irene. cool name :).
    some things i like to keep a bit private, no offense to ya'll but you never know what freak may be peeki'n in on us.
     
  11. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Why you gotta call me a freak Jerry?:D
     
  12. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    I am not a freek!! I just like getting spanked with a Mosin Nagant sling while people talk dirty...oh baby I got a hi cap magazine in a post ban weapon...you know stuff like that :)
     
  13. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Oh you sicko....:kinky:
     
  14. Darn it Joe i am trying to be serious. LOL.
     
  15. Armorer

    Armorer Guest

    Hey whats wrong with Shultz?
    Camo that brain bucket and make it out of plastic and you have the U.S. current issue!

    If anyone is EVEN thinking of sayin Neo stuff, please don't. We all know Shultz and Me, and we don't play that game in my hood.

    Jerry is the one that gave me the idea last night!

    Jerry, bringem on! I have 7.62 reasons why my woman is MY woman. They might miss the first 7 points, but the .62 will getem every time.

    Oh yeah, The Female Body Inspectors and Spooks have permission to stroll internet boards on duty time now (more homeland defense) Those are the wackos I'd be thinkin twice about! (hi guys)

    Didn't stocker Doctor post himelf and his kid awhile back?

    My babe is 51% Angel and 49% dragon lady. I would not what to be the one that pushes her over that line :)
     
  16. Shaun

    Shaun G&G Evangelist

    don't have a better half anymore just me the dog, cats, and my toys. The ex comes over once a week to watch the race and bs
     
  17. 7mmag6

    7mmag6 G&G Newbie

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    my wife is mean as a snake, i can tease her but its like teasing a snake with a stick, i have a knick name for her, mad dog, she seems to like this, but she doubles my income and has tolerated me for 25 years, and she is my love my life , god created women to keep us in line, mine keeps me in line, but i still get toys, cars, guns, dont need viagra yet, she has no other women friends, women dont bond like men, when im having a bad time shes having a good time, cant live with them , cant live without them, a paradox