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Lawyer

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jul 22, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Lawyer

    Whats the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead possum lying in
    the road? The skid marks in front of the possum!

    Whats the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
    The prostitute stops screwin' ya after your dead.

    How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?
    Take your foot off his head.
    :p