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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by 7mmag6, Aug 7, 2002.

  1. 7mmag6

    7mmag6 G&G Newbie

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    >To ensure that we Americans never offend anyone -- particularly fanatics
    >intent on killing us -- airport screeners will not be allowed to profile
    >people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little
    >kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who
    >are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen
    >with metal hips, and Medal Of Honor winning former Governors. So; as to
    >not seem like we're picking on any one particular group, let's take the
    >following test:
    >
    >1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
    >by:
    >
    >(a) Olga Korbut
    >(b) Sitting Bull
    >(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >
    >2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
    >
    >(a) Lost Norwegians
    >(b) Elvis
    >(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >
    >3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
    >
    >(a) John Dillinger
    >(b) The King of Sweden
    >(c) The Monkees
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >
    >4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
    >
    >(a) A pizza delivery boy
    >(b) Pee Wee Herman
    >(c) Geraldo Rivera
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
    >
    >
    >5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old
    >American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
    >
    >(a) The Smurfs
    >(b) Davy Jones
    >(c) The Little Mermaid
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >
    >6. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver
    >was murdered by:
    >
    >(a) Captain Kidd
    >(b) Charles Lindbergh
    >(c) Mother Teresa
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >
    >7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    >
    >(a) Scooby Doo
    >(b) The Tooth Fairy
    >(c) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >
    >8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    >
    >(a) Richard Simmons
    >(b) Grandma Moses
    >(c) Michael Jordan
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >
    >9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
    >
    >(a) Mr. Rogers
    >(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
    >(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha
    >the Merciless"
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >
    >10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of
    >people were killed by:
    >
    >(a) Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
    >(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
    >(c) The Rolling Stones
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >
    >11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    >
    >(a) Enron
    >(b) The Lutheran Church
    >(c) The NFL
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >
    >12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
    >
    >(a) Bonnie and Clyde
    >(b) Captain Kangaroo
    >(c) Billy Graham
    >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
     

  2. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    It sure seems pretty simple to me, DUH!
     
  3. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I blame Wile E. Coyote for all of it! And ACME corp. also! :p
     
  4. How come the d's are all the same answer?
     
  5. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    To make it easier for ya alan!:D ;) :D ;) :D ;)
     
  6. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Duh...Oh I meant to say D.
     
  7. Thanks Joe that went over my hair.
     
  8. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Hee hee, like messing with ya budrow! :p
     
  9. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    We will- Rock and Roll Hall of Fame- Cleveland, Oh. :guitar:
     
  10. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    AlanC: You missed the point of my "1000 posts" thread post, "Hosea...Joe...Hosea...Joe". You're speaking to both of us and I don't have a split personality.(ha)