Little Johnny

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by collin1997, Sep 16, 2010.

  1. collin1997

    collin1997 G&G Addict

    Little Johnny

    Little Johnny was sitting one day on a dock. Along came a preacher and sat down beside him. Little Johnny had a mason jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over and over, watching the bubbles float through it. The Preacher asked, "What are you doing with that water?" Little Johnny studied the contents of the jar for a moment, then explained, "Preacher, this here is turpentine. It's the strongest liquid in the world." The preacher replied, "Son, Holy water is the strongest liquid
    in the world. Did you know if you rub a little Holy water on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a baby boy?" Little Johnny thought about this one for a minute, and then remarked, "Nope, this here turpentine is still the strongest because if you rub it on a cat's butt, it can pass a speeding car!"
  2. Dutch

    Dutch G&G Evangelist

    That shouldn't have been that funny. It was though.

  3. Cyrano

    Cyrano Resident Curmudgeon Forum Contributor

    New York
    Little Johnny does get around, doesn't he?
  4. waterdog

    waterdog G&G Enthusiast

  5. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

  6. Ninja Piper

    Ninja Piper G&G Evangelist

    Awesome! You can always count on Johnny!
  7. BarryHalls

    BarryHalls G&G Evangelist

    Meanness to cats is always funny, lol.