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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 14, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was
    born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited
    Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

    Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say
    about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before
    going to the neighbors.

    He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be
    on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to
    spank your butt when we get back home."

    "I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

    At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's
    hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

    The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised
    and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny.

    " He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why...just
    look at his pretty little eyes... Did his doctor say he can see good?"

    The Mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes...his doctor said he
    has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"

    Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses."
    :D
     
  2. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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