Long Marriage

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Mar 27, 2002.

  1. Doglips

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    Secret To A Long Marriage

    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.

    Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

    "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man.

    We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once."

    We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,"That's twice."

    We hadn't gone a half mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot him.

    I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once."
     
  2. Tober

    Tober Firearm Aficionado Forum Contributor

    LMAO!!!!

    That was killer right there. Sounds like this female *looks around* I know that is wondering around here somewhere ;)
     

  3. taras

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    Good one doglips. I heard that the secret to a successful marriage is the same as for a successful moose hunt. Talk less, and listen more.
     
  4. Doglips

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    Too bad after 19 yrs.

    My wife keeps playing around with her 9mm and lookng at me going 2 1/2, 2 1/2 ,

    I r getting worried. :)
     
  5. Red Ryder

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    New here, Doglips. Is that your squrriel gun?
     
  6. Red Ryder

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    Learning lots reading down. I can now spell squirrel.