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marriage consellers

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Mick, Jul 31, 2002.

  1. Mick

    Mick G&G Addict

    After years of marraige filled with constant arguments and niggling, a couple decided to visit a marriage counseller.
    He sat them down and asked "what seems to be the problem"

    The husband lowered his head as the wife launched into a tirade that lasted most of the alloted one hour, "He drinks to much, he smokes, he never tells me how he's feeling, He spends all our money on those **** guns!

    The counseller suddenly jumps up and passionatly kisses the wife, silencing the outburst from the husband, he says "thats the kind of love your wife needs - at least twice a week!

    The husband thinks for a bit and says "I can let you have her mondays and thursdays."
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Haa, haa! Good one, my wife goes on tues and fri ! :D