married men pay attention

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by rockman7, Jun 9, 2012.

  1. rockman7

    rockman7 G&G Evangelist

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    guys....ya know how we can screw up even the best "thoughtful"things we meant to be positive when it comes to our ever so sweet spouses?

    well last night i finally hit on a complement thats a no brainer winner.....garronteeeed to get to to home plate.

    i was explaining the show "duck commander" to my wife. ya'll know the show. well i was say'in basically they were the beverly hillbillies who stayed here and married beautiful wives and got to live thier dreams.

    her comment to me was "you only watch that show cause it involves hunting and they are married to hotties ......and your dreaming that was you"




    now i aint sayin it was my quick thinking, my romantic sense(personally i think a deer stand built for 2 is romantic). had to be God smilin down on me and say'in "you been screwin things up for years....let me speak the words"

    from outa nowhere my lips uttered " who sez i didn't marry a hottie???"

    sheesh..... i can leave the lid up for a whole month and still get laid.....and a sammich after.

    take notes....study hard..... this line is a winner boys
     
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  2. neophyte

    neophyte Wonderment :) Forum Contributor

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    rockman7: Sir, :) You done "excellent" :)
     
  3. texnmidwest

    texnmidwest Sir Loin of Beef Forum Contributor

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    Way to go Rock! Now...was that sammich ham or turkey? :09:
     
  4. chesterwin

    chesterwin Moderator Staff Member

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    Sounds like a mater sammich! LOL!
     
  5. Archetype_wyo

    Archetype_wyo G&G Enthusiast

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    Haha, that's awesome.
     
  6. Erickson

    Erickson G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

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    Well played sir.
     
  7. Cleburne

    Cleburne G&G Addict

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    Thats funny.
     
  8. Blackrock

    Blackrock G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

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    Thanks for the sage advice. I am getting married this afternoon and need all the help I can get.
     
  9. shop tom

    shop tom G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

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    Uh, after this afternoon will be too late.....

    tom
     
  10. waterdog

    waterdog G&G Enthusiast

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    You my friend won't have these type things to worry 'bout for sometime, but never fear you'll know the honeymoon is over after a few years when early one morning as you a shave, she walks in the bathroom and takes a dump right next to ya.
     
  11. swedesrus

    swedesrus G&G Evangelist

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    Let me tell you something buddy, YOU ROCK, I gota remember that................
     
  12. Brandhard

    Brandhard G&G Evangelist

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    I think one of the best I ever heard, was going hunting with this cantankerous old feller, not a bad guy, but somewhat cantankerous as I said. He had me come over a little early so he, I mean his wife could feed me breakfast. While we're eating his wife (who had a few sisters) was complaining about the fact of how mean her family was to her, but she had to put up with it, because she was taking care of her mom. After a while of pretty much ignoring her, he says, "Well, don't listen to a thing they say to you, I got pick of the litter!" He had married her before any of the other sisters married.
     
  13. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory

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    Dang it,
    Where did I leave my waders........... :suspect:
     
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