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Math Terms

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 11, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Math Terms
    1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? =Eskimo Pi

    2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? Won ton

    3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash? 1 microscope

    4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? 1 bananosecond

    5. Weight an evangelist carries with God? 1 billigram

    6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? = Knot furlong

    7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? 1 Rod Serling

    8. Half of a large intestine? 1 semicolon

    9. 1,000,000 aches? 1 megahurtz

    10. Basic unit of laryngitis? 1 hoarsepower

    11. Shortest distance between two jokes? A straight line

    12. 453.6 graham crackers? 1 pound cake

    13. 1 million-million microphones? 1 megaphone

    14. 1 million bicycles? 2 megacycles..

    15. 365.25 days? 1 unicycle

    16. 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilomockingbirds

    17. 10 cards? 1 decacards

    18. 1 kilogram of falling figs? 1 Fig Newton

    19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks? 1 literhosen..

    20. 1 millionth of a fish? 1 microfiche

    21. 1 trillion pins? 1 terrapin

    22. 10 rations? 1 decoration

    23. 100 rations? 1 C-ration..

    24. 2 monograms? 1 diagram

    25. 8 nickels? 4 paradigms

    26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital? = 1 I.V. League
     
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Now where was that math course when I was in school? Those formulas weren't in my trig book but they sound more practical.