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Mayor Daley stuck in traffic

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Apr 14, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley, on his way home from work at City Hall,
    came to a dead halt in traffic on the Dan Ryan Expressway and thought to himself,
    "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving at all.

    He noticed a State Trooper walking back and forth between the lines of cars,
    so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, I'm Mayor Richard M. Daley,
    what's the problem,what's holding everything up?"

    The trooper replied, "It's the Reverend Jackson. He's so depressed about the thought
    of everyone knowing about his extra-martial affair and his illegitimate child, that
    he stopped his car in the middle of the Dan Ryan Expressway and is threatening to
    douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says the country and his
    congregation are blaming him for his infidelity and doesn't know if he can live with
    the shame and embarrassment. The people in the halted cars along the expressway
    are taking up a collection for him."

    "Oh really," replied Mayor Daley. "How much have they collected for the Reverend
    Jackson so far?"

    "About 300 gallons," said the trooper, "but they still siphoning"