A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes" he thought to himself so he opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100,110, and 120 but the lights were still right behind him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought to himself so he pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car. "I've had a hard shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like anymore paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving which I haven't heard before, I"ll let you go." "Last week my wife ran off with a cop" , the man said, " and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice evening", the cop said.