Miranda Rights for Florida Voters Prior to voting, this warning must be read to every Florida voter: You are a voter. You have the right to remain stupid. a.. If you are too stupid to read ballot instructions, an eighth-grader will be provided to read and explain them to you. b.. If you cannot figure out the ballot, a fourth-grader will assist you in following the black arrow pointing from your candidate's name to the proper punch-hole choice. c.. If you are so confused you punch two choices for President, a third-grader will explain how lame you are and get you a fresh ballot. d.. If you are so feeble you cannot completely punch a hole in a thin card with a sharp object, a first-grader will be available to hit your pin with a Playskool mallet for you. Should you decline any of the above assistance, you consent to the fact you are too stupid to vote and waive the right to whine, protest or sue in a court of law.