monkey love

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by tommy, Sep 18, 2002.

  1. tommy

    tommy G&G Enthusiast

    The Audubon Zoo in New Orleans had acquired a very rare species of
    > gorilla named Priscilla. Within a few weeks, she became very horny,
    and
    > difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
    > determined the problem.
    >
    > The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male
    > gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem,
    the
    > park administrators noticed their best employee, Boudreaux, working
    near
    her
    > cage. Boudreaux, like most Cajuns, often bragged about how
    > he could satisfy any female of ANY species. So, the park
    administrators
    > thought they might have a solution. Boudreaux was approached with a
    > proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for
    $500?
    > Boudreaux scratched his head, looked at Priscilla and said he would
    have
    to
    > think about it.!
    >
    > The following day, Boudreaux said that he would accept their offer,
    but
    > only under three conditions. "Firse," he said, "I don't got ta kiss
    > her. Second...you muss never told no one 'bout dis." The park
    > administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what
    was
    > his third condition. "Well, da tird ting," said Boudreaux, "You gotta
    give
    > me another week to come up with the $500."
    >