Monty Python:Holy Hand Grenade.

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 17, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    For thouse of us who like Monthy Python and a look at silly insturctions.

    We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

    The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

    How does it, um-- how does it work?

    Consult the Book of Armaments!

    Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
    And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats

    Skip a bit, Brother.

    And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
  2. Stopper

    Stopper G&G Newbie

    Amen, just don't fart in my general direction!

  3. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

    The whole bunny scene was great. The Bones! Look at the Bones!
  4. BattleRifleG3

    BattleRifleG3 G&G Evangelist

    "Look you stupid b----rd, you've got no arms left!"
    "Yes I have!"
    "Just a flesh wound."

    "I'll do you for that!"
    "You'll what?"
    "Come here!"
    "What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
    "I am invincible!"
    "You're a looney!"
    "The Black Knight always triumphs!"
  5. AR-tim

    AR-tim Guest

    Whats he gonna do, nibble your bum? One rabbit stew coming up!

  6. wes

    wes Guest

    This is great, Monty Python freaks. Now I don't feel so,,,,, "strange".
  7. wes

    wes Guest

    Remember the "Value of not being seen"?
  8. wes

    wes Guest

    And,"What to do in case your attacked with a banana"?
  9. Ahhh! Now I truly know I am home!!!

    Pay real careful attention to the lyrics of the minstrels song for Brave Sir Robin.......and beware the nights who until recently said NI!

    "Other kings said I was daft, to build a castle in the swamp. But I built it anyway, and it sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. It sank into the swamp. The third one burned down, fell over, than sank into the swamp. But the fourth one, the fourth one stayed up!"

  10. Dennis

    Dennis G&G Evangelist

    Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of ELDABERRYS!
  11. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    I thought no one would get it....we are not alone...
    I like the scean were his "friend" rescues him from have to have sex with the 100 women in that castle...that is just what my friends would do..
  12. Dennis

    Dennis G&G Evangelist

    Pardon me sir we have come for your liver
  13. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    Ni! Ni! Neeeew! No, it's Ni!

    If he had died, he would not have written "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH."
  14. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    Bring out your dead!
  15. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    "SPAM, SPAM, SPAM", oh sorry.
    I liked the one about Scott the polar explorer, and the lion. :D

    Never could get the guy in the funny hat and big boots, though.
  16. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    I have found acceptance, finally. My tribe has arrived at!
  17. BenP

    BenP Guest

    "It's just a thin little after dinner mint. Surely you've room for just this one little morsel."

    Vorpal bunnies and shrubberies will save the day
  18. Stopper

    Stopper G&G Newbie

    Stupid English pig dogs, go away or I shall taunt you another time!!
  19. Paul I

    Paul I Guest

    He would be pushing daisies if you had not nailed him to his perch.