More Monty Python...

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 19, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    From Castle Amthrax: This is how my friends would help me out..

    Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a
    naughty person and she must pay her penalty! And here in Castle
    Anthrax we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-
    shaped beacon: You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
    All the girls: Spanking! Spanking!
    Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her,
    you may deal with her as you like! And then spank me!
    Girl: And spank me!
    Another girl: And me!
    Yet another girl: And me!
    Dingo: Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
    All the girls: Spanking tonight!
    Dingo: And after the spanking: the oral sex!
    All the girls: Oral sex! Oral sex!
    Sir Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...
    Sir Lancelot: Sir Galahad!
    Sir Galahad: Oh, hello!
    Sir Lancelot: Quick!
    Sir Galahad: What?
    Sir Lancelot: Quick!
    Sir Galahad: Why?
    Sir Lancelot: You are in great peril!
    Dingo: No, he isn't!
    Sir Lancelot: Silence, foul temptress!
    Sir Galahad: Look, she's got a point!
    Sir Lancelot: Come on, we will cover your escape!
    Sir Galahad: Look, I'm...I can tackle this lot single-handed!
    Dingo: Yes, let him tackle this single-handed!
    All the girls: Yes, let him tackle this single-handed!
    Sir Lancelot: No, Sir Galahad, come on!
    Sir Galahad: No, really, honest, I can cope, I can handle this
    lot easily!
    Dingo: Yes, let him handle us!
    All the girls: Yes! Yes! Yes!
    Sir Galahad: I can defeat them, there's only 150 of them!
    Dingo: Yes, yes, he will beat us easily! We haven't a chance!
    All the girls: We haven't a chance!
    Dingo: Oh, ****!
    Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time; you were in great
    Sir Galahad: I don't think I was!
    Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were, you were in terrible peril!
    Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril!
    Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous!
    Sir Galahad: I can't find anything less perilous than that!
    Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail! Come on!
    Sir Galahad: Wont't you let me have just a little bit of peril?
    Sir Lancelot: No, it's unhealthy!