More reasons you know you are in Corporate America... Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined. You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive. It's dark when you drive to and from work. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else. Communication is something your group is having problems with. You see a good looking person and know they're a visitor. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple of your diet. Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home. Art involves a white board. You're already late on the assignment you just got.