A man goes in to see a family physician. The doctor goes into the room and sees a middle aged man shaking on the exam table. The doctor asks the man what is wrong. The man sits up and says, "Doc, ya gotta help me! I think I'm turning into a moth!!!" The doctor is a little shocked by what the man said and says "Well, uh, sir, I see. I don't usually deal with that sort of thing. But, why don't you go see the psychiatrist down the hall?" The man replies, "That's where I was going but your light was on!!!"