My Wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by grizcty, Sep 21, 2010.

  1. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    My Wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.

    She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.

    SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower. I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.

    To this day I have never been able to understand why some women are so hard to please .
     

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  2. Mooseman684

    Mooseman684 G&G Newbie

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    Marie is gonna MOW YOUR Gr ***...LOL
     

  3. White Rook

    White Rook G&G Evangelist

    It even has a head light so she can cut the grass at night...You give her only the best....
     
  4. ChaZam

    ChaZam G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    Nothing is too good for your bride, eh?
     
  5. Ninja Piper

    Ninja Piper G&G Evangelist

    You forgot the cup holder... that must be why she's mad!
     
  6. chesterwin

    chesterwin G&G Evangelist

    HAAAHAAA! I showed that to my wife and asked if she wanted one? She didn't think it was funny for some reason...
     
  7. Bigfoot

    Bigfoot G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

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    Well griz , its was a nice jesture on your part anyway. All that bother, and to no avail. Jees, whats a guy to think? LOL!
     
  8. Someone asked Griz what his wife's favorite flower was, and he said:


    "Gold Medal All Purpose!"
     
  9. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    Shhh!

    Your NOT, supposed to let my secret out!
     
  10. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    I just showed her the picture.

    She slapped me and said. "That ain't funny"

    Told he I would lower the seat, and put a basket it on it.
    So she slapped me again!
     
  11. Never_Evil

    Never_Evil G&G Evangelist

    I can clearly see what is wrong, its the wrong color. It should be WHITE so it matches the stove, refrigerator, and the dishwasher.
     
  12. gamehunter

    gamehunter G&G Evangelist

    Should have attached a chainsaw motor on it so she does not have to pedal too hard just need ear muffs thats all
     
  13. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    Showed the pic to my wife and asked her if she wanted one. She said she already has a lawn mower (me) !!
     
  14. Bigfoot

    Bigfoot G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

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    Maybe she'd feel better if you put a JD decal on it! LOL!
     
  15. .22guy

    .22guy G&G Enthusiast

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    You are such a considerate guy! What's her problem? :eek: :)
     
  16. Tracer

    Tracer G&G Aussie Dad

    whats a lawn?