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My wife is such a bad cook that

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 5, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    My wife is such a bad cook that, when I wake up in the morning, all the roaches have hung themselves on dental floss.
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Oh man I'm still burping one of wifeys "creations"!
     

  3. Oh I would have guessed you skipped supper to chase space chicks. I know I owed you at least one.
     
  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Gee, you never know what you might find to eat in space now do ya!?:kinky:
     
  5. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    When my wife and I were first married she tried cooking round steak without using tenderizer. It took forever to chew up one bite. Since then she's become an excellent cook. I play dumb and even boil over water to keep her thinking I can't cook. So far I've been able to open enough cans or eat out when she's not available for the cooking chores.
     
  6. Too much of that space junk food can kill a man.
     
  7. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Especially the green stuff! :kinky: