Natural prison guard.

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by samuel, May 6, 2008.

  1. samuel

    samuel G&G Newbie

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    Just heard on Fox News about a black bear that lives near the Lousiana state prison that is so big it deters prisoners from trying to escape.That wouldn't bother an old outdoorsman like me.I would just escape,make friends with the bears,strip bear(buck)naked,and become a werebear.Then the police would be afraid to come after me. sam.
     
  2. FS00008

    FS00008 Сергей Иванович Мосин. Forum Contributor

    They must have heard that old story about the guy who doesn't just go there for the huntin :-D
     

  3. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    ROFL! Sam runnin round nekkid growling at people!
     
  4. Midas

    Midas Chief Troll B' Gone Forum Contributor

    I too would make friends with the bear, and live with him in the forest, forever and ever. We could live off of the land, and there wouldn't be any women folk to tell us what to do :)
     
  5. You might wanna find out if it's a female or male bear first.
     
  6. Midas

    Midas Chief Troll B' Gone Forum Contributor

    I can make accommodations as necessary ;)
     
  7. Mooseman684

    Mooseman684 G&G Newbie

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    LMAO !!!! You are Correct sir !

    EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW......:sad2:
     
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  8. Midas

    Midas Chief Troll B' Gone Forum Contributor

    I wonder if a female bear would throw a fit when I bought a new gun?
     
  9. Seven©

    Seven© G&G Evangelist

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  10. I would ride on the Bears back and chase people.
     
  11. sell33

    sell33 G&G Enthusiast

    i would just try to walk up and pet it and make friends with all the bears and talk to them...o wait don't people get eaten when they do that?
     
  12. samuel

    samuel G&G Newbie

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    I assume the big difference in a werebear and a werewolf is,one growl,s and the other howl,s.Midas,you have me cracking up,and the others too. sam.
     
  13. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    My bro-in-law read this thread and about busted his gut laughing. Sure helps to be able to come here and share a laugh!
     

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  14. ACfixer

    ACfixer Global Warming Enthusiast Forum Contributor

    The guy out here where I live did. He thought the bear was licking his face as a kindness gesture, when in fact the bear was tasting him to see if he was good to eat. He promptly bit his head off a second later and this was a "trained" bear.

    If you do decide to ride the big prison bear, please, please put it on You Tube!
     
  15. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    Yep, that would make an awesome video!
     
  16. forgunsandgame

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    Yup, the dumb ones do. The rest of us either shoot 'em and eat 'em, or else stay away from them altogether.
     
  17. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    I give them their due respect. And let Sam, AH, and Tex ride them, LOL!
     
  18. Thet thars a swamp bear Midas. Ain't no forest close to Angola, it's surrounded by swamp any escapee would most likely git snake-bit or alligater et afore meetin up with a swamp bear!
     
  19. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    Swamp Bear! Gonna take a while just to find one.
     
  20. samuel

    samuel G&G Newbie

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    You just had to spoil all of Midas,and my dreams of riding a one ton bear through the forest and maybe meeting and running races,and chasing butterflys for sport! Killjoy! sam.